So many gems to choose from. How about:
28) In 2006, Bill Murray crashed a party held by some Norwegian students in Scotland, told a few jokes, washed up and then left.
No? Then may we offer you:
43) It’s said that Bill Murray likes to sneak up behind strangers in New York, whisper, “Guess who?” And, when they turn around, tell them: “No one will ever believe you.”
Actually, hold it, we have a winner:
54) During the filming of Groundhog Day, Bill Murray was asked to hire an assistant to act as a buffer between him and the studio. He deliberately hired a deaf mute who could only communicate in Native American sign language.
Happy Birthday, Bill Murray.
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