Monkey Business (1931)

• Groucho: I want to register a complaint.
• Captain: Why, what's the matter?
• Groucho: Matter enough. Do you who sneaked into my stateroom at three o'clock this morning?
• Captain: Who did that?
• Groucho: Nobody, and that's my complaint. I'm young. I want gaiety, laughter, ha-cha-cha. I want to dance. I want to dance till the cows come home.